I have a problem.
I have secretly done it in a Starbucks, Walgreens, WalMart’s, Rite Aid’s, gas stations and a few other public buildings.
I have hidden the bag it came in and the receipts in my car, in the garbage can outside of my house, buried it under the kitchen garbage, underneath the guest towel in the guest bathroom or made sure to dispose of the “evidence” in a public trashcan.
I’ve done it at all hours of the night and day. 3 pm. 3 am. First thing in the morning.
I try to be undetectable. In order to hide what I’ve been doing, so that I can continue to do it. When and Wherever I want (and I do mean wherever!)
It has caused a strain on my relationship (for a few hours at a time). My husband doesn’t agree with the frequency to which I partake in my vice or the amount of money I have wasted on it.
I have a confession.
I am a pee-on-a-stick-aholic.
